1. Welcome Back, Birchum!

Chaos reigns on the first day back at school as Mr. Birchum and Gage revive their annual bet to catch the first student insult. The day takes a surprising turn with the arrival of the overzealous new JEDI (Justice, Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion) officer, Karponzi, who brings his politically correct agenda to the forefront. Armed with his old-school tools and sharp wit, Mr. Birchum is ready to challenge these modern ideologies. It's a clash of traditional craftsmanship versus contemporary madness in this uproarious showdown.